Couple seemed happy, friends say

An Onion-esque headline from the RSS feed of my ol’ hometown paper err.. website : Couple seemed happy, friends say.

I’m wondering if this type of ‘reportage’ has a name. The kind with really short, dramatic paragraphs:

“First it just rang and rang.”

and

“She wasn’t there.”

Kubickian? Do they teach this stuff?

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