Archive for cata-wha?
local journalist discovers the dark side of egosurfing
August 18th, 2008 cata-wha?
(Not a headline from the Onion.)
When you plug your name into a search engine, you may discover that not everyone is a fan.
Zombies Invade San Francisco!
August 18th, 2008 cata-wha?
This weekend, Zombies invaded San Francisco. Brains, blood, tourists. Good times.
My Yard Our Message
August 15th, 2008 cata-wha?
Alternatives to candidate-specific yard signs @ My Yard Our Message
The trouble with suing God
August 6th, 2008 cata-wha?
Nebraska state Senator is seeking a permanent injunction against God.
Chambers says God has made terroristic threats against he and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”
But Chambers is having trouble locating God:
The court told Chambers last week that his lawsuit may be dismissed because he had failed to serve notice on God. Chambers acknowledged that failure in court Tuesday while sitting a few feet away from an empty table reserved for God and God’s attorney.
“Despite my most sincere, zealous efforts, I could not find a location to serve the defendant,” Chambers said.
But Chambers asked Polk to take official notice of God, and the Almighty’s omniscience and omnipresence.
Chambers argued that courts and the U.S. government already routinely take notice of God. Courts swear in witnesses with an oath that includes the phrase “so help me God.” Plus, the pledge of allegiance describes “one nation, under God,” and U.S. currency proclaims “In God We Trust.”
And the senator said that if the court recognizes God, the deity wouldn’t need formal notice of the lawsuit because he knows everything. And God would be at every hearing because he’s everywhere always.
(Via Mom.)
The way Joanna Newsom sees it
August 1st, 2008 cata-wha?
Several choice quotes from Joanna Newsom
Q:What are the rules that you live by?
A:Basically, “bros before hos”. I feel like if you stay true to that, everything else just kind of falls into place
yet another reason to buy used
July 28th, 2008 cata-wha?
“… in his birthday suit!” (ba dum bum)
July 20th, 2008 cata-wha?
A headline from my hometown worthy of the new fancy Web 2.0 rimshot generator:
Man arrested on 21st birthday … in his birthday suit
